humor being relative in this case
Damn it, with H gone this weekend on a boys-only camping trip*, got bored. Relief from boredom involved trip to store, chocolate followed by coffee followed by pina coladas with extra rum followed by hair dye and plastic gloves and bathroom mirror. Suffice it to say, the end result is, ah, hmm, well, it's red. Whereas formerly white towels are orangey-pink.
Fortunately it washes out in 8 - 12, which means it will either wash out in 2 or never, ever.
Thinking will leave it 'til H gets home. And tell him that I bought new tie-dyed towels, though don't think he'll buy it.
Redheadedly (and slightly hang-over-ed-ly),
-A.
*First time have been left alone since we've been married. Pooh. Obviously, of course, he'll never leave me again if all absences lead to such disastrous results. Hmm. Think have discovered key to keeping him home.