"That'll be $24.20 minus four dollars for the tip"
Fiance and I went out to eat yesterday evening. It was a bad day and we went to his favorite place, where we usually get great service from our usual waiter. The price is a little over $12 each, plus drinks, so it's middle of the road. I don't know what kind of management changes they'd had but our waitress and host were definitely new.
Our waitress was horrible. It took her 10 minutes to take our order, which is pretty bad since we go there all the time and pretty much know what we want before we walk in the door. Then the food was another 20 minutes, which is unheard of for that place (it's not fast food by any means, but they're always fast--always). The food, when it came, was fine; but our water cups dwindled to nothing; fiance never got his Coke refilled, couldn't get more tortillas for huevos rancheros, ergo couldn't finish his meal until they came (we finally snagged another waiter). And here's the thing. The side of the restaurant our waitress works has about 20 booths, and only eight were filled with two waiters working the side. Finally when we were finished she took our plates away, then didn't bring the check for another 10 minutes (we contemplated walking out). Eventually we just got up and walked to the till.
Now I can understand her being a new waitress, not knowing that we're regulars, and being a little slow. All those things are fine. But when the combination of things is so bad and what should have been a 40 minute experience takes well over an hour, I start to get chintzy. Finally when I went to leave the tip, fiance and I joked about whether or not they'd factor in a negative ( -$4.00) tip into my credit card bill.
That's the thing, though. If tips are supposed to represent the service, and if the service is waaaaaaaay bad, shouldn't we be able to be refunded money? At a nicer establishment there might have been a manager who would've listened, but I'm not the confrontation/complainer type unless there's a cockroach or a used condom in my soup. I think negative tipping is a great plan.
...And like all great plans, it will never be implemented because there are too many dumbasses in the world. But still....