Vile resolutions

which won't last the night out

Published on December 29, 2003 By Angloesque In Misc

1. Remember passwords to all e-mail, blog, bank, ATM, etc. accounts

2. Decide if Vile Boyfriend should be sacked for failing to remember to come to family dinner, which am currently hiding from in effort to avoid showing red face, puffy eyes, and extremely pissed off mood

3. Stop writing in Helen Fielding/Bridget Jones's Diary style

4. Stop reading Helen Fielding/Bridget Jones's Diary-like books in effort to (1) read more important books and (2) sound more knowledgeable about the stuff I majored in, namely English and journalism

5. Get job that pays well with possible future promotions and bonuses

6. Stop being so damn critical

7. Post reasonably intelligent info on blog with a viewing audience of "everyone" instead of "just me"

8. Pay rent on time

9. Become socially charming to all I meet, instead of greeting others with, hi, nice to meetcha, and running away at first minute possible (i.e. cure my semi-diagnosed neurosis / avoidancy issue)

10. Quit being obessive-compulsive about listing things in quantities of 10

Comments

Locamama

on Dec 29, 2003

thanks for sharing. I will be watching to make sure your next list has at least 11 or less than ten items.

Angloesque

on Dec 30, 2003

Yeah, I don't know what I'd do if I had more or less toes or fingers. That might just push me over the brink.

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