Conversation with Minimally Successful Retail Chain store clerk:
Hi, yes I found everything just fine, thanks.
What? No, I do not want your store credit card. No, really, I don’t want it. Seriously. QUIT ASKING.
Yes I want to save 15%—see what I’m buying? It’s from the SALE rack. But I don’t want another credit card when I have one, and only one, that works just fine. What’s that? Sure, I want to save 15% on top of what I’m already saving by shopping frugally. Just give me the 15% off now. I still have to get the card? Hmm, let me think. Okay, no.
What? You need reasons? Okay, here’s a bunch:
1. More credit cards = more bills to pay = more hassle for me
2. I would have to shop here all year and spend hundreds of dollars to save 10% on one purchase. Gee, whatta deal.
3. More credit cards = worse credit score*
4. Your credit card will give me an $800 limit; the one I already have is waaaaay bigger, not that I need it. And it gives me fraud protection, discounts on rental cars, airline miles 2.9% apr, and travelers’ insurance. Does that card give me any of that? That’s what I thought.
5. I have student loans. To get lower rates on them, I need to have fewer bills and a good credit score. See above.
6. Well over half of America has credit card debt, or so I’m told. I don’t intend to ever be like that and people like you just enable it.
7. Also, now that you’ve pestered me about the damn card, I’M NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN.
*Depending on other stuff, I know, I know, but shut up—I’m hitting my stride.