"Desperate Housewives, the new ABC prime-time soap (Sundays, 9 p.m. ET), bites into the shiny red apple of American suburbia and finds a worm inside." --slate.msn.com
I clicked on the review for "Desperate Housewives," wondering what their writer thought. At first I encountered that pretty metaphor above, but by the end of the article, I still wasn't sure whether the reviewer thought it was good or bad or just an opportunity for her to write pretty paragraphs and get paid for it.
What is it with popular magazine articles that are metaphorical, chock full of similies and trendy words like "bling," and entirely too low on content? If I wanted pretty fluff, there's some bad freshman poetry from my students I ould read. If I wanted to read nifty word choices, I'd be reading poetry. In fact I DO read poetry. But if I want to know something, I can't get it from a trendy magazine (Cosmo, Maxim, Claire, People, any bride's magazine) or basically anything marketed to the 21-40 age range. Sorry, but I have an IQ that's a bit higher than that
There needs to be a magazine for intelligent people my age that isn't all politics--no Newsweek or Time. Maybe more like the New Yorker, but younger. Something with substance and style.