Evolving.
Published on May 20, 2004 By Angloesque In Misc
I mean, they must.

If they didn't want me to elope, they would never have told me how to do my own wedding. What's with saying, "T, you need to have red roses instead of orchids in your bouquet," or "Canned music? No, you must spend $3000 on a DJ who will play the wrong songs, anyway" or "We know you drew up the guest list, but we thought we'd invite 30 extra people and not tell you, all of whom live in the area and so are bound to come. What? There's a limit to the number of people who can come to the wedding? Well, you should have told us 1001 times instead of just 1000. Silly girl."

Ah, my dear parents. I know you love me but I thought you wanted to share in this day instead of pushing me over the border to Mexico where, in spite of the airline tickets, it's much cheaper and much easier to get married. And Raoul has such a nice lilt to his accent--much sweeter than the reverend's booming pronouncements of wife submitting to husband, which only makes me think of sex and handcuffs.

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on May 20, 2004
note to self... never ever get married again... thanks for this reminder! 
on May 20, 2004

note to self... never ever get married again... thanks for this reminder!


Nah, MJ....you know that you and Em have a future together as well as I do.....or if you don't, then you should.


What you should have said was:


note to self: elope.  Don't tell anyone where we're going, except those we want to stand up for us at the ceremony, and just go off and get hitched.


 

on May 20, 2004
Have you spoke to your parents about this?

When i was planning my wedding my fiance's parents and mine both seemed to want to have control over the wedding. So we sat them down and talked to them. Now, we make all the decisions and let them know what we have decided. After was sat them down and explained to them what they were doing and hw much pressure that they were puting on us because of it, they suddenly became reasonable and we were able to do it our way.

P.S., Sex and Handcuffs (the actual, not the symbolism), not so bad.
on May 21, 2004
Hey, I'm not not condoning marriage (wow I hate double negatives); it's just the whole stupid wedding process. Given the opportunity, I'd have all my friends and family walk with us into a field on a sunny, rainy, snowy, whatever day and we'd say our vows and sign the license and that would be that. Maybe we'd drink lemonade afterward and hang out.

Can you guess how many people were on my side for that? You can count the number on one thumb. So we're doing the whole shin-dig and it'll be nice and everyone will be pleased, and then twenty minutes after it's over everyone will forget about it.
on May 21, 2004

I'd have all my friends and family walk with us into a field on a sunny, rainy, snowy, whatever day and we'd say our vows and sign the license and that would be that. Maybe we'd drink lemonade afterward and hang out.


You sound like Julia Roberts on 'Runaway Bride'...    hehehe... you're not gonna run are ya?  No matter what happens, just remember that it could always be worse... at my sister's wedding, my stepmom stood up at the reception and said "we were so happy when Carol brought home Steve, he's so much nicer than ALL of the OTHER guys that Carol used to bring home..."   !?!?!?!  HA!


it sounds like a big production in the works... do we get to see any pictures after it's all said and done?