Unemployment blog: Day 36. Have taken to wearing no underwear in hopes that will go through underwear more slowly, thereby saving self laundry $. Also is bloody hot here. Scarcely goes below 100 in daytime and below 70 at nighttime. .
Magazines not buying my articles. "Ran that one two months ago" (No you didn't, liar; am not stupid, do in fact read magazine back issues for that very reason) "Like your style but we're just not interested right now" Actually, am making those up: rejection slips come in the form of pre-generated, pre-cut slips of paper in SASE envelopes that say, "Thank you for your interest. At this time, we do not need/want/care for...." etc. They might as well say, "Fuck off. You're a crappy writer and are wasting our time."
*sigh* In spite of commando front, laundry basket is piling dangerously high. May topple over and consume bedroom soon, possibly smother me at night. Hmm. Wonder if should visit parents and use their laundry? What self-depricating 24-year-old wouldn't?